Meta Warns That Mark Zuckerberg Could Die at Any Moment

Executives over at Meta-formerly-Facebook are freaked out enough by CEO Mark Zuckerberg’s extracurriculars that they’re straight up warning investors that he might midlife crisis himself right off this mortal plane.

In the company’s annual financial report, Meta warned that Zuckerberg and other unnamed “members of management” have taken to engaging in “various high-risk activities, such as combat sports, extreme sports, and recreational aviation, which carry the risk of serious injury and death.”

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